dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Dicks are not precious.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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