My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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