sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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