and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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