okay pat passed out under dana's car
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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