I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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