If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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