I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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