so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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