quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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