I'm laying in your front yard are you home
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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