just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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