we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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