We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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