Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
It was confusing and full of hummus
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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