The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
