Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
