Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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