so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Randomize
