have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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