yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Randomize
