Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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