I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Just took my morning after pill in the library
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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