We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
