I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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