You can't motorboat a personality
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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