Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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