Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
