have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Randomize
