Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
