I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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