Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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