end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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