His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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