gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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