Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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