Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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