If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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