Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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