come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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