normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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