whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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