Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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