There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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