I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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