does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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