As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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