Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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