East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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