Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize
