I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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