Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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