I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I party with great urgency now.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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