I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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