I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm sobbing to NWA
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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