have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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