Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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